Horse people are a special breed. We’ve got our quirks, habits, and inside jokes that leave the rest of the world scratching their heads. Whether you’ve been riding for decades or just got your first pair of muddy boots, these are the things that make our lives uniquely horsey—and endlessly hilarious to the outside world.
1. The unique smell of a horse feed store.
It’s earthy, a little sweet, and oddly comforting. You know you’re a horse person if you’d wear it as a perfume.
2. Mud and slobber are accessories.
If your car seats, coat, and hair haven’t been accessorized by a nuzzling nose, are you even trying?
3. A phone gallery full of horse photos—no shame.
There are 2,834 pictures on your phone. 2,700 of them are of your horse standing… slightly differently each time.
4. Whispering “whoa” at your car.
Caught yourself doing it at a stoplight? Don’t worry—you’re not alone.
5. Horsehair… everywhere.
Clothes, couch, lunchbox. You might as well start knitting with it.
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